About Dr. A. Cula & Our Historic Practice
Dr. A. Cula, Chief Medical Officer & Night Shift Supervisor
The Cula family medical practice has been a cornerstone of Transylvanian healthcare for generations,
serving both the living and the... differently alive members of our community with equal dedication.
Our Distinguished History
1887
Practice Founded - Dr. Vlad A. Cula establishes the first nocturnal medical clinic
in Transylvania, specializing in "unique constitutional disorders." The practice operates exclusively
during nighttime hours to accommodate patients with solar sensitivities.
1901
Hemoglobin Research Institute Established - Dr. Cula pioneers revolutionary
treatments for acute anemia and develops the first systematic blood typing classification system.
His work on "voluntary donation programs" becomes widely adopted throughout Eastern Europe.
1923
Expansion of Services - The practice grows to include specialized treatments
for lycanthropy, spectral manifestation disorders, and post-mortem animation syndrome.
The first dedicated "Full Moon Emergency Ward" opens.
1945
Modern Equipment Acquired - Despite wartime shortages, Dr. Cula invests in
state-of-the-art medical equipment including the latest in coffin-side monitoring devices and
silver-free surgical instruments.
1967
Second Generation Leadership - Dr. A. Cula Jr. assumes primary responsibilities
while maintaining the practice's traditional values. Introduces innovative "neck preservation therapy"
and advanced garlic desensitization treatments.
1989
Community Outreach Programs - Establishes the "Midnight Mobile Medical Unit"
serving rural areas of Transylvania. Begins offering free blood pressure screenings at local castles
and crypts.
1998
Digital Age Adaptation - Launches this website to better serve our nocturnal
patient base. Online appointment scheduling now available through our secure crypt-to-crypt network.
NOW ACCEPTING MOST MAJOR INSURANCE PLANS
(BloodCross, Midnight Care, Eternal Life Insurance accepted)
Our Medical Philosophy
At Cula Family Medicine, we believe that every patient deserves compassionate care, regardless of
their pulse status. Our commitment to excellence in nocturnal healthcare has made us the trusted choice
for Transylvania families for over a century.
"A practice built on trust, sustained by dedication, nourished by community."
- Dr. A. Cula, 1998
